Christmas has its Santa Claus; Easter has its bunnies; even Hanukah has its Hanukah bush (I think). Next to all of that, Thanksgiving is a pretty lonely holiday: there are no mascots, no songs, no costumes or festive stories that don't invoke genocide. What's a Turkey Day lover to do?

Fortunately, Adolescent's own Maris Jones is here with the fable we've all been waiting for: The Wizard of Thanksgiving, a journey to the seedy underbelly of every food-lover's favorite holiday. After boarding the Gravy Train, Maris and Molly hit it off with a fellow traveler and miss their stop at the Thanksgiving Castle...

Parts 2 and 3 of The Wizard of Thanksgiving will go up tomorrow and on Thanksgiving morning!