Quinn and Grayson and Xanto aren't just the names of the kids at your local Montessori pre-school who "can't have gluten or anything with GMOs!"-- they're also a few of the names that have been selected as The Weather Channel's list of 2017–2018 winter storm names.
Social media users couldn't help but take notice of the extremely-- ehmm-- hipster names that have been selected, and, thus, we have some hilarious tweets as a result:
This winters "winter storm names". All of which are probably allergic to Gluten... pic.twitter.com/h0JLZtX1OH— Newfound Lake (@Newfoundlake) October 5, 2017
60% of these storms are going to have informally diagnosed food allergies https://t.co/ynQ3GbHCjK— BUM CHILLIPS (@edsbs) October 5, 2017
i played lacrosse with like six of these storms.— Jane Coaston (@cjane87) October 5, 2017
Half of these storms got into Harvard on legacy admissions— Gritty Reboot 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) October 5, 2017
I’m pretty sure I saw these storms inviting an unpopular girl to a party then dunking on her for laughs.— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) October 5, 2017
half of these storms would like to speak to your manager— cs (@cschrader) October 5, 2017
Instead of putting salt on the driveway and sidewalks I'm gonna use gluten— Chris Laporte (@LaporteReporte) October 5, 2017
Winter storm Grayson's dad is no longer allowed within 100 yards of youth soccer events— Matt Duffy (@iammattduff) October 5, 2017
Pretty sure these are all names of characters in the Gilmore Girls reboot https://t.co/jgY8fEhNaR— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) October 5, 2017
This year's list of winter storm names sounds like the kindergarten enrollment list for a Brooklyn private school https://t.co/KtO8xByBHt— The Cut (@TheCut) October 5, 2017
I found the Weather Channel's list of winter storm names pic.twitter.com/mUldSq9BWd— vaccine haver (@kerrence) October 5, 2017
Intimidating...? Not so much. Eyeroll-inducing? Definitely.