No telling what, no telling when, never a dull moment. You think you know, they will surprise you again. Saying what they wanna! They’re gone tomorrow, right here today, let’s hear what they have to say. TRUMP SAYS, TRUMP SAYS THE DARNDEST THINGS!

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to today's episode of, Trump Says the Darndest Things! Grab your popcorn and a box of tissues, (WARNING: spontaneous crying and aggressive outbursts may occur) because today we’ll be diving into the complicated Twitter world of our President-Elect, Donald Trump.

As we have all had the privilege of witnessing, Trump and his beloved Twitter account have a very committed relationship, frequently making time for one another to express their feelings and daily struggles. On a more serious note, although communication is not an issue for our dear Mr. Trump, perhaps there are more underlining and concerning things that he and Mrs. Twitter are working through.

According Howard Gardner, a top U.S. psychologist, Donald Trump is the definition of a narcissist, suffering from a severe Narcissistic Personality Disorder. As his rise to power has continued, Trump  has been seen exhibiting similar behaviors to that of Napoleon Bonaparte, Muammar Gaddafi, and Saddam Hussein. 

As stated by the BPD Central, those who suffer from NPD exhibit “a grandiose sense of self-importance. Requires excessive admiration, and is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.” In an article published by the Mayo Clinic, they described NPD as such: “Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.” Sound familiar? 

Now let the show begin! Since elected, Trump has repeatedly stunned and amazed us through his daily thoughts and statements, bringing tears to our eyes and confusion to our minds. Now, if you dare, let's take a walk down memory lane as we take a deeper look into the many personalities and contradictions of our great leader, Donald Trump.     

First off, let’s take a look at one of my personal favorites: savior Trump with a hint of  aggression and a pinch of dictatorship.  

Alright Donnie, give it to us: 

Ah yes, Lord Trump, how did we ever survive before you, said no one ever.

Oh my, here’s another classic Trump, tweeting about liking himself and why you should like him too! It’s okay sweetie, I know it hurts sometimes.    

Then there’s the frequently seen pouty sad Trump…Damn you Meryl Streep, you know how sensitive he is! 

I am a little confused though, if he doesn’t like the A-list, or the overrated celebrities, is it just going to be him and Kanye at his inauguration? 

Then there’s always the times that he likes to remind us that HE WON. I know baby, I can’t believe it either. Even though I’m not completely sure if he knows who he was running against...it was HILLARY honey, I know you want to be the only one, but Obama did win too love, you must share.

Please be sure to check the dates of when these were tweeted. 

Then there's just the good old, “I'm jealous, but I’m pretending not to be, so I’m just going to put you down” Trump, and the “You hurt my feelings so I’m going to Twitter war you bitch” Trump.

Then there’s the tweets that make you want to build a bomb shelter under your house…

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Thank you for tuning into our program tonight. I feel that there is only one to end our show, and that is with the glorious tweet of the Trumptastic Christmas card. Enough said.