Where were you when you found out that Bella Thorne had publicly shamed her ex-boyfriend for bailing out of a threesome with her and her current girlfriend? Because I was on the L.A. Metro, on the way to work so that I could do my job of bringing Excellent Content to the readers here at Adolescent dot net, and in the approximately four hours since I made this discovery nothing has been the same.

you didn't seem upset when we talked 30 min ago about having a threesome lol https://t.co/UxRDqGIRmV

— bella thorne (@bellathorne) September 28, 2017

Look. I'm 24 years old. I stopped watching Disney Channel over a decade ago. (What!? Okay, fine... six or seven years ago.) So, despite my avid love for anything that is both famous and gay, it didn't really register as important when I saw in August 2016 that the pre-teen fame factory's latest wild-eyed starlet du jour had come out as bisexual on Twitter. And I don't really care about men, so when everyone else was busy freaking out about Thorne and ex Tyler Posey's aggressively flamboyant Twitter PDA, I'll have you know I was Very Busy rewatching the entirety of The L Word for about the 11th time.

I love that little sailor mouth of yours 😈 I love everything about you bell🌹 good luck on set tonight my goofy pants

— tyler posey (@tylergposey) October 21, 2016

But then you know, her outsize oversharing got a lot gayer, and I felt compelled to tune in. And, uh, wow. Did anyone else know this was happening? And if so, why didn't they tell me?

ur doing me https://t.co/fNQZftOPdh

— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) September 27, 2017

(And who is Tana Mongeau? Am I just not hip anymore or something?)

dreams do come true kids pic.twitter.com/pXu2BMiKfK

— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) September 24, 2017

Now, as a fellow Greedy Bisexual or whatever it is they're calling us these days, I'd like to make one thing clear.  I support Bella's right to date as many men, women, or nonbinary individuals as she wants, and to be as public or sloppy about it as she wants. This is not an anti-Bella Thorne post. This is a very emphatically pro-Bella Thorne post. Because, damn, any famous person willing to be this out and proud deserves a standing O.

When you find a girl who knows what you like :) pic.twitter.com/efz3iqow4H

— bella thorne (@bellathorne) September 26, 2017

No, Bella, I didn't mean it that—you know what, never mind.