1. When you first find out Trump is running:
When first finding out that Trump was entering the presidential campaign, it felt like nothing short of a joke. (Over a year later and it almost still feels that way).
2. When Trump isn’t joking:
Everybody stay calm. Nobody will vote for this man, how could anybody vote for this man?!
3. His campaign is based around building a wall and making Mexico pay for it:
Surprised? Not really.
4. Trying to debate with his supporters:
It’s always painful, it’s never easy, and it usually ends with you forever feeling like this.
5. He wins in the primaries and is the Republican candidate:
I’m sorry, I don’t think I understand what is going on here.
6. You start reading up on the best places to live:
It’s the typical response when you fear your country is in danger: “I’m moving if he’s elected.” Well, if so you better start planning. Costa Rica is the happiest country in the world according to the Happy Planet Index. Better pack some sunscreen.
7. Now suddenly everyone thinks they can run for president…
Apparently running for President is no longer a big deal. Like going to college, everyone is doing it. 4 years running the country? Kanye can do that, he’s got “ideas”. “Bro! Bro! Listen to the kids bro.” Who's ready for first lady Kim K?
8. People start climbing buildings:
Oh Steven, young young Steven. Trump’s supporters are so loyal and so level-headed they will scale his building with suction cups just to get a glance.
9. This is why Canada’s everyone’s first choice:
When threatening to pack up their bags, Canada seems to be everyone’s first option.
10: Oh yeah, and this:
The Prime Minister of Canada is everything anyone could ask for in a leader.
11. Bernie or Busters who decide to vote for Trump:
I’m sorry, I don’t think you could be further from your original hopes and dreams.
12. Nearly everything that comes out of his mouth is offensive.
Nobody knows. Whether he is saying something racist, xenophobic, homophobic, or just plain disrespectful, Trump will either try to fix what he says or will call you a loser via Twitter.
14. First President to serve three terms?
Bring ‘em back! People are starting to really miss the Obamas and they haven’t even left the White House.
14. I’ll just leave this here:
Here is to hoping he won’t be dancing like this come November.
15. Vote, Vote, Vote!
No matter, where you stand or who you stand with, it is extremely important that you and everyone you know get out there and vote!
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